Reasons I hate North Carolina:
Bugs
Specifically, the bug that crawled under my bra today at lunch and began biting the hell out of very delicate skin while I walked down the sidewalk.
Bigotry
A school’s lawyer is afraid that allowing a Native American student to wear feathers on his mortar board will cause “other groups” to wear things that will disrupt the ceremony. They must be afraid that Teh Gayz will demand feather boas and dildos at the next graduation ceremony. The comments are full of win, too. It’s nice to know after all these hundreds of years, we still hate Native Americans as much as we did when we landed here. Us, FTW!
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Okay, that’s all I’ve got for now.
I was going to add reasons that I love North Carolina. I’ll get to those…later.
