How to totally not impress me at all

Catcalling.

Boys, it’s not cute. It’s not flattering. It does not make [a lot of] us swoon or appreciative or feel good about ourselves. In fact, it makes [a lot of] us feel cheap and much like we exist solely for your viewing pleasure.

If you know me at all, or care to get to know me at all, you will find that I am much more useful in other areas: humor, loyalty, trustworthiness, adorability when sleepy, baking of cookies, intelligence, wit, kissing, other things that come from kissing, and creativity. Yes, I am beautiful and fabulous, but I am also a nerd with a lot of awesome qualities that you simply cannot appreciate just by looking at me.

So the next time you see me walking along, minding my own business, please do not yell loud enough for everyone to hear that you like my tits and/or my ass and/or the way I walk. I deserve to be treated better than that and you are only making yourself look like a complete fucking joke.

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