Every year around this time, I stuff myself full of Halloween candy and delusions that I will crank out the most brilliant 50,000 words anyone has ever read. Given my writing style, I usually leap into November 1 with a skeleton of an idea and pray to the muses that they will stay with me for thirty days while I destroy the English language and the literary tradition. The past few years, I’ve attempted to give it a more professional go (I just realized that I haven’t said anything about what’s going on. For those of you not in the know, November is National Novel Writing Month, or NaNoWriMo for short. The goal is to write 50,000 words between November 1 and November 30.) I think a lot about brainstorming and outlines and all that stuff I don’t like but none of it helps me figure out what the hell I’m going to do for an entire month.
A few months ago, I had a flimsy idea that I quickly disregarded because it just felt stupid. I considered cheating and using something I’ve been working on for about five years that I recently restarted from a new angle (and with an updated plot), but I like being as genuine as possible about this project, so I quickly dismissed that. I have an online persona that I started out of boredom and a need for a new outlet for some things I was dealing with but that persona is barely “alive” and it seems like a pointless endeavor. Tonight I thought about taking elements of two separate old, unfinished pieces and reworking them to create a Frankenstein’s monster story, but one of the pieces is a cliched mess and the other is implausible.
I know all of this means I need to challenge myself and step out of my comfort zone. It would be a good revitalization project and it would get me through the month. A friend suggested going the Young Adult supernatural/fantasy route, using a creature that hasn’t saturated the mainstream yet (I’m looking at you, vampires and werewolves). I love this idea a lot. The only problem is, I don’t know anything about any of those genres. I don’t read supernatural/fantasy/sci fi/horror books. I just don’t. It doesn’t interest me at all and I want to at least be interested in something I’m going to spend 50k words on.
One of my biggest problems is that I’m a hopeless romantic. I really hate to admit that and I hate that it’s true. I like to write about relationships and love and troubles and pain and life. I’m interested in interactions, personal histories, and damage. The more fucked up you are, the better. The story I mentioned above? The one I just started rewriting? It’s focused on mental illness, loss, and redemption with a little bit of love/hate thrown in for good measure.
I am tired of writing that cliched, vapid bullshit, but I don’t know what else I could write about that won’t leave me frustrated and feeling like I’m wasting my efforts on something I don’t get or care about (other genres, that is).
Side note: I took a vicodin earlier for the migraine that won’t die. I feel awesome but it’s only making me more frustrated re: what to write.
How do you guys do it?